cracked:

hereinidaho:

William’s face. Give me your baby, Prince William. You look tired. 

Don’t let New Parent Face happen to you (as often).

So kicky!

Not to toot my own horn, but…

…a teacher I’ve never spoken to (other than pleasantries) requested that her daughter be in my class next year.

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To my coworker who triggered a meltdown from one of my kids at recess:

No, he did not “settle down” when I was finally able to get him to go inside. Thanks for asking (while laughing).

Also, in the future, if you could NOT, that’d be ideal.


Me: If you are wearing short sleeves, check your cubby for a light jacket before we head out to recess.
...
Me: Z, do you have a light jacket?
Z: No, Miss H. My jacket is red. Dark red.
Look at the box Directv mails you to return your broken receiver.

Look at the box Directv mails you to return your broken receiver.

Jesus is so bright. Jesus can burn your eyes.

     — Kindergartner

Woes

seekelslearn:

We had kindergarten registration tonight.

Seeing all the new kids confirmed what I already knew:

1. Kids are cute. I like those little ones.
2. I am not ready to give up the ones I have now.

😥

Lol never mind.

When in doubt

(And when tired from kindergarten registration)

Wear Toms. Even though they probably don’t match.

Woes

We had kindergarten registration tonight.

Seeing all the new kids confirmed what I already knew:

1. Kids are cute. I like those little ones.
2. I am not ready to give up the ones I have now.

😥

I saw a student at target and I’m wearing the same outfit I wore on Friday.