Jesus is so bright. Jesus can burn your eyes.

     — Kindergartner

Woes

seekelslearn:

We had kindergarten registration tonight.

Seeing all the new kids confirmed what I already knew:

1. Kids are cute. I like those little ones.
2. I am not ready to give up the ones I have now.

😥

Lol never mind.

When in doubt

(And when tired from kindergarten registration)

Wear Toms. Even though they probably don’t match.

Woes

We had kindergarten registration tonight.

Seeing all the new kids confirmed what I already knew:

1. Kids are cute. I like those little ones.
2. I am not ready to give up the ones I have now.

😥

I saw a student at target and I’m wearing the same outfit I wore on Friday.

I’m freeing up some space on my DVR tonight, and everything Bill Rancic does is pissing me off. Does he ever put his child down or let anyone else hold him? 

Overheard as two students are fighting over a toy at recess:


Student 1 to Student 2: Let it go!
Student 3 (absentmindedly): Let it gooooooo, let it goooooooo!

Can anyone explain to me why our end of year testing happens a full month before the end of the school year? 

The bad news: Michael’s mom is trying to add people to the guest list. Four months after it was “finalized”. Two months after Save the Dates went out. Two months before the wedding.

The good news:

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You were born with the ability to change someone’s life, don’t waste it.

     — (via ohlovequotes)